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Pauly D of MTV's Jersey Shore DJ's at Newtown Athletic Club Teen Night 1/9/10

We have learned that on Saturday, January 9, 2010, Pauly D from MTV’s “The Jersey Shore” was the DJ at the Newtown Athletic Club Teen Night. This calls for immediate action to be taken by all Bucks residents. If your teen son or daughter attended the dance, they may have already been infected with a serious condition known as Guido. We are asking that you remove the following items from their possession in order to prevent the spread of the condition: hair gel, spray tan, house music, & tight and/or shiny button down shirts. If you witness fist pumping, it is unfortunately too late. Please keep your children indoors until the pandemic has subsided.

Bucks County's own Maureen Petrosky

Maureen Petrosky, author of The Wine Club, was invited to the TODAY show last Friday in order to share some special Halloween Drinks.  Check out the clip. If you haven’t already, check out her book.  It’s a great holiday gift!

Maureen is a profession chef, author, & Lifestyle expert who regularly appears as a food and wine expert on shows like The Today Show, CNN, CNN Headline News, Fox News, & the Food Network.

The Food Network comes to Bucks

Food Network’s show Dinner Impossible filmed an episode at Sesame Place in Langhorne, which will air this week. Here is all the info from FoodNetwork.com:

For his next mission, Robert goes to Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA, to help celebrate Sesame Street’s 40th birthday. Robert meets three of the Sesame Street’s most famous residents (and his helpers for the day) – Elmo, Cookie Monster and Maria.

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Who are the people in your neighborhood?

It’s been a busy week, so I missed hearing this back on Monday. Men and women trying to enjoy an afternoon of relaxation at the David Witchell Salon on South State Street in Newtown sure didn’t have a relaxing experience.  A deer crashed through the front window, sending the salon into mayhem as it ran wild and bloodied through the salon!!! Apparently the deer (which, how the hellll did it get on State Street?) was startled by its own reflection in the mirror, tried to buck the “enemy deer,” (more…)